Mon july 8th
Ok today I regreted nothing. Well maybe a little
I ate a wholde stick of butter. It was delicious I ate every little piece.
Ohhh..... I don't feel so good.
Monday, July 8, 2013
Thursday, June 27, 2013
Thurs 27 June 2013
Thursday 27 June 2013
Now as I was saying yesterday when all the electronics in the house were blinking and flashing. When the people finally came home and it turns out that the power went off.
Now I have three reasons why I wish I was a human sometimes.
1. I wish I could walk on two legs not four like a cat
2. I wonder where humans go ?
3. If only I had thumbs like a human.
Here are the reasons why I love being a cat
1. I get to relax all day.
2. I get to wreak havoc all though the house.
3. Watching birds from the window sill.
4. Trying to get fish OUT of that fish bowl.
Now as I was saying yesterday when all the electronics in the house were blinking and flashing. When the people finally came home and it turns out that the power went off.
Now I have three reasons why I wish I was a human sometimes.
1. I wish I could walk on two legs not four like a cat
2. I wonder where humans go ?
3. If only I had thumbs like a human.
Here are the reasons why I love being a cat
1. I get to relax all day.
2. I get to wreak havoc all though the house.
3. Watching birds from the window sill.
4. Trying to get fish OUT of that fish bowl.
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Wed 26 June Zzzzz
Wed 26 June Zzzzz
Today I was again sleeping on the couch but this time the dog sat on my furry little head. I was so mad at him I almost clawed his eyes out. Ok, maybe not but he was close to getting a minor scratch.
The dog left me alone after that thank goodness. I was really hungry but of course they feed me I just don't like the cat food. It tastes like fish food trust me. I was so hungry I ate the dogs kibble it was gross but better than the cat food.
I tried to explore the computer today without the humans at home amazing right. I do not know how these humans turn these so called computer things ON. Lets just say I pawed at the mouse for a long time and it flashed. I thought I turned it on. But a lightning storm shut it down and every gadget in the house was buzzing or flashing I don't know.
I thought I broke the house this time. who knows I'll just see tomorrow if I broke the house.
Today I was again sleeping on the couch but this time the dog sat on my furry little head. I was so mad at him I almost clawed his eyes out. Ok, maybe not but he was close to getting a minor scratch.
The dog left me alone after that thank goodness. I was really hungry but of course they feed me I just don't like the cat food. It tastes like fish food trust me. I was so hungry I ate the dogs kibble it was gross but better than the cat food.
I tried to explore the computer today without the humans at home amazing right. I do not know how these humans turn these so called computer things ON. Lets just say I pawed at the mouse for a long time and it flashed. I thought I turned it on. But a lightning storm shut it down and every gadget in the house was buzzing or flashing I don't know.
I thought I broke the house this time. who knows I'll just see tomorrow if I broke the house.
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Tue June 25 MEOW !
Tue June 25 MEOW !
Today the humans left for work and I was left at home with the smelly dog and the lazy white cat.
I was bored out of my little cat mind.
While I was trying to break the flower vase I fell and screamed "MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW". But I the cat was fine.
The humans finally came home and I rested on their couch. Thinking this is the life I tell yah.
Today the humans left for work and I was left at home with the smelly dog and the lazy white cat.
I was bored out of my little cat mind.
While I was trying to break the flower vase I fell and screamed "MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW". But I the cat was fine.
The humans finally came home and I rested on their couch. Thinking this is the life I tell yah.
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