Weird DOG

Ok so today my owners come home with this picture that their child had made



This is the picture that my owners came home with of our dog. Apparently their child drew it.
But why not of their beloved cat NO IT HAS TO BE THE DOG!

That's snoring cat

A month ago my other cat it's in my house with me started snoring one day.
She snored so loud that I will literally had to go up and bite her in the tail.
Of course she didn't like it so I got a big punishment.
Let's just say I regretted nothing.
The end

Time I got lost

 By Chester the cat
The time when I got lost started when I stumbled in the backyard and everybody knows I'm a indoor cat. I looked around and saw no living thing in the world I looked around saw nothing and then a bird came out of nowhere so I started chasing back-and-forth until I got really tired.
He flew right over the birdbath and so I creeped up and then bang I cornered him.
I knew I would have my first meal right there my first one to prove to everyone I am a real survivor.
Then of course the people had to let the dog outside and so the dog stumbled outside like his self and started barking at me so I jumped up on the fence and scared and the bird away.
And after that I still  never forgave that dog for his foolish act.
Now let's just say that that dog is a riot.
And trust me you do not want to live with him.
The end

Did you know?

Did you know that some cats eat different kinds of foods.
I like eating broccoli and stealing it off my owners plates.
But I also LOVE eating peanut butter so fun to like off my nose.
But I love eating all exotic types of food except dry cat food ew gross.

Mon july 8th 
Ok today I regreted nothing. Well maybe a little 
I ate a wholde stick of butter. It was delicious I ate every little piece. 

Ohhh..... I don't feel so good.

Thurs 27 June 2013

Thursday 27 June 2013

Now as I was saying yesterday when all the electronics in the house were blinking and flashing. When the people finally came home and it turns out that the power went off.

Now I have three reasons why I wish I was a human sometimes.
1. I wish I could walk on two legs not four like a cat
2. I wonder where humans go ?
3. If only I had thumbs like a human.

Here are the reasons why I love being a cat
1. I get to relax all day.
2. I get to wreak havoc all though the house.
3. Watching birds from the window sill.
4. Trying to get fish OUT of that fish bowl.

Wed 26 June Zzzzz

Wed 26 June Zzzzz

Today I was again sleeping on the couch but this time the dog sat on my furry little head. I was so mad at him I almost clawed his eyes out. Ok, maybe not but he was close to getting a minor scratch.

The dog left me alone after that thank goodness. I was really hungry but of course they feed me I just don't like the cat food. It tastes like fish food trust me. I was so hungry I ate the dogs kibble it was gross but better than the cat food.

I tried to explore the computer today without the humans at home amazing right. I do not know how these humans turn these so called computer things ON. Lets just say I pawed at the mouse for a long time and it flashed. I thought I turned it on. But a lightning storm shut it down and every gadget in the house was buzzing or flashing I don't know.

I thought I broke the house this time. who knows I'll just see tomorrow if I broke the house.